Total Medals Earned: 423 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,230 Points
Medals Earned: 7/9 (100/175 points)
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/105 points)
Score under 400 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Score under 280 on the Squiggleville MicroTrial.
Beat the sciencey challenge room.
Destroy all expectations and get over a million points!
Medals Earned: 12/30 (110/360 points)
Jump onto a moving vehicle!
Steal a motorcycle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 500 points.
Jump off a vehicle shortly before it explodes.
Jump onto 3 vehicles in a row.
Barely make the jump to another vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 1500 points.
Drive fast then jump on an oncoming vehicle.
Destroy a vehicle.
Drive on oncoming lane for 3000 points.
Take the freeway exit.
Steal a police car.
Reach the left-most finish line.
Reach the second finish line.
Reach the third finish line.
Reach the fourth finish line.
Reach the fifth finish line.
Reach the sixth finish line.
Reach the right-most finish line.
Take the exit from the oncoming lane!
Jump onto 6 vehicles in a row.
Jump onto 8 vehicles in a row.
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/385 points)
Disco inferno
Fail at typing
What a nutty way to die!
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Based on a true story.
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/270 points)
You inflated a frog so much it blew up. Good thing it wasn't a real frog...
You defeated a fiery eusocial insect without dying. Nice.
Be proud, as it is really, really shiny.
Visit again the once defiled place.
Bought some milk without dying in the process.
Got home without dying even once.
Beat the game without the healer's aid.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/85 points)
Finished Level 1.
Finished Level 2.
Finished Level 3.
Medals Earned: 14/21 (425/825 points)
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump
jump on a wall 20 times
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
play for 3 hours
Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy
reach space
Kill every enemy
Medals Earned: 4/6 (65/215 points)
Let experiment beging
Electrisity experiment passed
Jampers experiment passed
Lasers experiment passed
Gravitation experiment passed
Now you are free
Medals Earned: 6/18 (105/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get the clock
Trap the squirrel
Get all 10 stones
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths