Total Medals Earned: 423 (From 82 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,230 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Once you go green...
Who needs a parachute?
An ending that's out of this world!
That's what really happened?
Medals Earned: 13/13 (350/350 points)
I FART IN YOUR GENERAL DIRECTION
Lose against any team
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/105 points)
Beat half the levels
Beat the game once
Beat the game in Speed Run
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/805 points)
Medals Earned: 11/13 (290/490 points)
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 22/32 (310/500 points)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (25/110 points)
Get 100k points in a single high jump.
Achieve 1m points in a single run.
Achieve a 50x multi.
Go fast enough to lose your headphones to the wind.
Achieve 100x multi.
Achieve 50m points in a single run.
Get 1m points in a single high jump.
Medals Earned: 9/14 (80/290 points)
Cut Off a Conversation
A Nice Center Smash
Ten Crush-Hugs
Five Love Taps
Far Right Smoosh
You Obey the Rule of Three for Big Yucks!
Far Left Hit
Fifteen Gory Love Lunges
21 Spikey Embraces
20 Hits in Survival
Perfect Score in Story Mode
30 Hits in Survival
40 Hits in Survival
50 Hits in Survival
Medals Earned: 9/11 (420/435 points)
I TOLD you dog!
Lose 6 points
Win the aggressive way
Win the epic way
Fail 55 times
Win the undetected way
Watch all 40 unique fails
You know you want this medal
I did it on purpose...
6d 69 73 73 69 6e 67 6e 6f 0d 0a